I'm not really a coloratura soprano.

I couldn't resist this meme any more than Jane Dark could...

Your life as an Opera by ladivinabionda
Name
Voice type	Coloratura Soprano
Your character type	The evil monarch who has potential lovers executed
Your Opera will be:	A tragedy based on Greek or Roman mythology with a glorious deus ex machina ending.
Composer	Beethoven
Your Operatic Death	You are executed for being a witch.
Where will your opera premier?	At the San Francisco Opera, in a gawd-awful avant garde German production which gets good reviews not because it is good, but because it isn't traditional.